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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 05:41

What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

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Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.